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stat
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posted 06-06-2008 11:02 AM
  
OK, so I was checking the registry having recently moved to a different city. I'm browsing the sex offender registry where I find the usual pictures. Sure, I recognize plenty of faces---and some I've never seen too. I thought I'd post some local offenders in Indiana as the conference is coming soon and many of you will be 'round these parts.
Then it hit me. Why waste all of this beauty on some sheriff's website when we can view some pics for ourselves.
I know many of you sensetive types might think I'm exploiting the weak or downtrodden----and you're right. It's tasteless. I am not showing clients---period. We are a private group of professionals here, and in fact---profilers. So let's peruse through some images straight from the public registry---and feel free to make observations. No names of course.p.s. Ted and others reluctant to learn to post images---I'd encourage you to cut teeth on the simple effort and show some images of local/regional offenders---just in case we are in the area and need to know who to look out for. 
If this guy's strabismus (crossed eye) were any more serious, he'd be able to check his own ass out----and he might just appreciate such a talent. [This message has been edited by stat (edited 06-06-2008).] IP: Logged |
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posted 06-06-2008 11:04 AM
 Someone looks to have a "case of the mondays." That beard could be a choking hazard on a windy day. Someone tell this guy that the U.S. Civil War is over.
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posted 06-06-2008 11:33 AM
In case you are in the Portland Maine area, you might want to look out for one of these felons;
 This guy looks like a big stuffed huggy bear. Of course the stuffing is leaking out all over his head and face.
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No, this isn't the long lost brother of Milford Bramley. But, he might be a diabetic horserider too though. [insert own conclusions]
This guy probably wouldn't hurt a fly----unless of course we are talking about the fly on his pants. Nothings says "Lover" like a heart-shaped facial hair patch.
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posted 06-06-2008 01:13 PM
I recognize the first local. Let me ask you this though: would you let him watch your kids for even a minute? He's got the look that ought to put up flags right away.IP: Logged |
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posted 06-06-2008 04:11 PM
.....and from Nevada---Sackett's neck of the...er...sand.I present to you, Uncle Jessie. Perhaps this guy explains why Daisy wore those slutty shorts and never left the Boar's Nest in terms of career.
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posted 06-06-2008 04:23 PM
So far, Indiana has the better "talent."
Contestant #1 is leading in points----primarily for his deadpan expression that says "what's that smell?!"Portland Maine's "unibrow sumo wrestler" is a close second. The judges love his "I'm shocked" facial expression---despite having a long criminal career and lengthy DOC process. He could crossover into acting with that kind of performance. [This message has been edited by stat (edited 06-06-2008).] IP: Logged |
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posted 06-07-2008 11:39 AM
I am very amazed at the lengths some will go to appear cool to young curious children. This man is obviously attempting to mount some sort of cyborg lazer shooting device on his chest---- ala Boba Fett or Ironman. lol
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posted 06-07-2008 11:46 AM
 SYSP, have you ever felt uncomfortable with talking to adults? SEX; Male
Age; Unknown
Skin; Silverish bluish white
POB: Transylvania
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posted 06-07-2008 11:57 AM
 ----I don't know where to start here. I should go to church this Sunday and stop kicking sand. Is that a hair part or a rope burn? [This message has been edited by stat (edited 06-07-2008).] IP: Logged |
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posted 06-07-2008 07:22 PM
I...can't....stop....cracking jokes.....ugh....er...ack.
Here is a guy with a pointed head, period. I see this guy, and I can't help but remember how fun ring toss was. Maybe that's how he lured his victim----by offering to serve as a ring-toss stand.
Let's go "old school sex offender." This guy, with his wild-eyed "i just brewed some moonshine" look was probably trapped by the modern world that kinda frowns on messing with "youngins." Probably regretted buying a telephone too.
You know, all kidding aside---this is really a remarkable picture. His eyes tell stories of dark, rural ages. This is his registry pic. [This message has been edited by stat (edited 06-07-2008).] IP: Logged |
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posted 06-08-2008 10:42 AM
Debra Lafave.
So we've all heard men talk about how sexy the notion of a hot school teacher having sex with a crush-ridden boy---which would have been the end-all of pubescent sexual fantasies. Granted---it's a thought. However--especially with those of us with boys---If this or any other skank were to lay a hand on my boys while they are minors, I'd be so angry, I'd demand the most robust criminal prosecution the courts would allow. Yeah, she's cute. But she's a psycho.
This guy looks like the long lost alcoholic brother of Jerry Reed.
 This moron was certainly the laughing stock of the precinct on the night of his sex crime arrest and booking.
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posted 06-08-2008 09:33 PM
(How do I get the photo In?)Registrant: GLEN BROOKS
DOC ID#: 00262129
Alias(es): GLENDA BROOKS
Gender: M
Race: WHITE
Age: 56
Of course I had to weigh in with one of Wisconsin’s best. Glen or Glenda, whatever you would prefer!
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posted 06-09-2008 06:15 PM
Thanks Toneil----I was beginning to hear crickets.This is VERY easy---DO NOT be intimidated. When finished, the brief process of posting pics, charts---whatever----will be easy as 1, 2, 3. 1. Save the offender picture to your "my pictures" file on your computer via right clicking the registry pic. Open a free private account on the website www.photobucket.com 2. Once you're sent the instantaneous membership passkey----log back on to photobucket---the site will remember your password without having to retype it ever again. 3. Photobucket explains the easy "browse" feature which is nothing more than clicking the "browse" button on the photobucket site and clicking the "open" and "upload" button which transfers the saved picture (a copy of it only) from your "my pictures" file on your computer to your new photobucket account. 4.Next to all of your photobucket personal pictures, there are 4 or 5 choices of the computer representation of your picture----highlight with your mouse the HTML code, right click "copy" and then go to polygraphplace to "paste" the code. Voila---polygraph place automatically turns the code into your picture ONCE YOU SUBMIT it. When you first paste the code onto your poly place post/reply, it will only appear as a paragraph of weird code. But once you "submit" it, it becomes the hilarious picture of the goofy sex offender of your choice.
I hope that was clear. I KNOW there are more rediculous looking offenders than the ones I dug up. Now go to work----find some beauts.
Stat
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posted 06-09-2008 06:34 PM
WOW Toneil. He/She IS a beaut. Reminds me of my ole granny---that is if my granny had a penis and a taste for forbidden flesh.
So far, Wisconsin is leading. wow IP: Logged |
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posted 06-09-2008 07:21 PM
Let's look at some Texas offenders.Texas registries are HARD CORE. They even list the offender's shoe size! Comes in handy if one should be stalking kids around Payless Shoes.
Texas also has the stones to classify offenders into three risk categories---low, medium, and high. Like the orange terror alert coding---I wonder just what the hell "medium risk" is supposed to mean---and just what immutable risk tables they are using.
This guy---I swear---looks like one of Van Gogh's self portraits. Uncanny.
Seriously, these guys give men with crossed eyes a bad rep. The late Marty Feldman deserves better!
 And lastly, isn't there a saying "don't shoot until you see the whites of his...uh..nose?"
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posted 06-09-2008 08:48 PM
Ok..this one is a transplant to our area in Wisconsin from the Great State of Alaska. So I guess we can claim her.
Oh..78 years of age and convicted of Attempted Sexual Abuse of a Minor ! I guess at that age you can only try..try and try again.... Tony [This message has been edited by Toneill (edited 06-09-2008).] Stat thanks for the information on Photo Bucket... [This message has been edited by Toneill (edited 06-09-2008).] IP: Logged |
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posted 06-09-2008 09:01 PM
Ok..off the beaten path but I had to do it...now doesn't the first photo posted by Stat look like Nick Nolte? Can I get a Ding Ding! for a "Look a Like"  
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posted 06-09-2008 09:04 PM
lololololol!!!IP: Logged |
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posted 06-09-2008 09:17 PM
Good comparison Tony. Check out Jerry Reed and what I believe is his long lost alcoholic half brother.
"...we gonna do what they say can't be done."----Jerry Reed "Smokey and the Bandit"
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posted 06-09-2008 09:26 PM
p.s. The above instructions are the same for posting charts onto polygraph place. If you want to erase identifying print on your charts, than the photobucket has an EASY to use edit feature to erase such type. Also, the photobucket edit feature allows you to add mustaches and goofiness to pictures also----many of my pictures of Maschke were done on photobucket's edit. Like this one;
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posted 06-10-2008 09:00 AM
I would have to agree on the Jerry Reed long lost brother pictures. I've actually bookmarked photo bucket at work and will try it out on few projects.Thanks Tony IP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 04:53 PM
One of Utahs Finest - Mr. or Mrs. It. Just call him Lexi for short!
So now Utah is in the race for first place!
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posted 06-10-2008 05:28 PM
Wow. That looks like Edgar Winter on meth. Utah and Wisconsin are tied for first. Sorry Taylor, but Wisconsin's Glen/Glenda has left a disturbing chill in me.
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posted 06-10-2008 06:01 PM
....and from Oregon5-time convicted for molest and public exposure; "der English love when I show dem der shtook"
 And whoever said Freddie Mercury was dead?
 ...and, oh my heart beateth with the passion of a thousand red moons. This gal molested a 6 year old boy. Oregon Rocks!
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posted 06-10-2008 06:23 PM
StatDid you know that when you click on any of your pictures, it opens up your entire "Photo Bucket" file for all the world to see? Is this a good thing? Ted IP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 06:36 PM
Try now Ted. I changed my security settings. They were set at "public" for some reason. IP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 07:44 PM
Ted, what did we miss?????? jkIP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 07:45 PM
Stat,I think you are good OK now! Ted IP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 07:47 PM
Donna,Some really GREAT shots of Wonder Woman ! Ted IP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 07:49 PM
E - please tell me there were no centipedes in your photo bucket....lolIP: Logged |
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posted 06-10-2008 08:02 PM
Donna----no centipedes anymore. I had a security breach----but my hilarious photo of you with my photo-edit work is now back to DEFCON 5.Ted is the only one I know of who infiltrated my crypto-encoding. OK, so all he had to do was click "view album"--but the intrepid spy talk sounds cool.
According to Ted, that is Donna with the strawberry blond hair trotting across the screen ....er...going for help(?).
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posted 06-10-2008 08:28 PM
At least he doesn't think I am the one face planting it. ew, bet that one left a mark!IP: Logged |
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posted 06-11-2008 03:20 PM
One of South Dakota's finest! Gomer Pyle is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
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posted 06-11-2008 03:25 PM
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posted 06-11-2008 05:40 PM
ckieso - That dude reminds me of Mad TVs impression of a drunk Kenny Rogers...lolIP: Logged |
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posted 06-11-2008 06:55 PM
I was just thinking the same thing!IP: Logged |
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posted 06-11-2008 07:25 PM
"you got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em," know when to walk away, know when to run" Kenny RogersIP: Logged |
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posted 06-12-2008 03:30 PM
You are not going to believe this. The first guy that I entered into the pageant (Gomer Pyle look-alike) actually showed up at my house to clean our carpets. We had some water in our basement last week and he works for the company that is doing the cleanup. I asked him his name and he told me. I knew that I had seen him before and I thought that it was probably on the sex offender registry. Sure enough I looked at the registry and it is him. How is that for irony? ------------------
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posted 06-14-2008 12:19 AM
ckieso,
Did you allow this guy to do the job? If so, you may want to sweep your house with an ultraviolet light. You can never be too safe! Ted IP: Logged |
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posted 06-14-2008 09:43 AM
my thoughts exactly. I kept a close eye on him. IP: Logged |
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